If laughter is the best medicine, then is it okay to laugh at a funeral provided something funny has happened? I don't mean laughing at the dead or the mourners, for that would be cruel, but if for example the priest (who is performing the service) trips and falls into the open grave and his vestment end up around his ears, is it then okay to giggle.
For example, while attending a recent funeral for a friend of the family an incident occured in which many in the crowd giggled quitley to themselves. While on his way to read the eulogy, the deceaseds uncle (a rather large gentalman) tripped on the step up to the podium and fell headlong into the side of the casket. The casket shook violently and shifted in its mountings above the open grave, and for a moment we all thought it would fall in prematurely. Luckliy it did not and the gentalman was okay..however his watch had come off and slipping under the casket into the grave. by this time my dear sweet mother and I couldn't look at each other for fear of breaking out in ruckus laughter. A feat made even more difficult when the gentalman then dug under the casket with an umbrella, all the while trying to hook his watch with the handle. After finally succeeding he held his watch up and noted to the crowd that he had got it. By now the majority of the crowd were giggling histarically away to themselves and the tears of mourning were replaced by ones brought on by laughter. Afterwards at the wake everyone agreed that had the deceased been present at the funeral he would have been the first to laugh.
It is sad to think though that in our culture everyone is expected to be or at least act sad and depressed during the course of a funeral. I understand that it is a sad time full of mourning, but I personally feel that it is disrespectful to the dead. I know I would want people to be laughing at my funeral, because I love to crack jokes and make people laugh and to think of them blubbering away makes me feel like I had failed them.
After the death of both of my grandfathers I only shed a few tears in private and the rest of the time I spent making the rest of my family laugh through retelling the great stories associated with the deceased. Like the time grandpa fell over a low wall while spraying his grandchildren with a super soaker. I know I would prefer to remember the good times then live with the images of the deceased in a casket or while sick in bed, etc.
Of course I won't step out of bounds or force others to do the same, for we all mourn in different ways, but if I can even make one other person at the funeral giggle or smile then I feel like I have paid respects to the dead as I would hope others would do for me.
I will leave you with a video and remember not to laugh, because this is someones funeral.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Grave Goods or Grave Bads
I'm not sure what it is about the idea of grave goods but it seems rather silly and illogical to bury anything with the dead. Oh I am greatful that various cultures, both past and present, have buried goods along with their dead otherwise Archaeologist might not have a lot to do. I am also fully aware that there are number of reasons both religious and status based as why people include goods in graves, but it still makes little sense to me.
Take for example a sword. On average a basic, battle ready sword will take a month or two to forge. For a good quality sword that will last more then a couple of battles your looking at six months to a year. There is a lot of time and effort that is put into forging a sword and yet they get buried with the dead, who lets be fair, in a nonreligious sense do not need them. Swords are also expensive and many warriors who could actually afford a sword, let along learn to use one (very complicated weapons to use well), would probably be appalled to know that their trusty (or thrusty) sword was then placed in a hole to rust. It makes more sense to me to instead give your sword to a relative, say your son, so that he can continue using the sword. I know I would probably remember the person who gave me a sword for a longer time then the selfish old goat who took his sword to the grave.
This waste in the form or grave goods is also present not just in weapons, but also in food, materials, and other tools. What does it matter if you bury sixty pounds of gold with your dead when some theif years later will just dig it up and run off with it anyways. The gold would be better spent on the family you leave behind after your dead. But some could argue that gold and swords are just things and have no real value and are therefore estentially worthless. However the same argument cannot be used when it comes to food. Food has worth as it can mean the difference between life and death. If one were to look at the South Fore of Papua New Guinea and there endocannibalistic mortuary practices, you would see that not only do they honour their dead through eatting them, but also recycle them as a source of protien.
In our own western culture grave goods are rare dependant on the burial practice followed. Most graves may not include any items, though grave gifts may be incorperated in some way. Flowers, cards, teddy bears, flags, or even beer can be thrown on top of the grave in respect to the dead. This inclusion of gifts therefore gives me a new idea. Maybe these goods buried with the dead that we keep digging up aren't possestions of the dead at all but gifts from mourners. Which would therefore, at least to me, would insinuate that there exists some form of grave gifting compition. Estentially you would have those seen as wealth competeing with each other over who can throw the most wealth into a grave and therefore who respects the dead the most.
This idea of competing to show respect seems absurd, but then so does the act of wasting goods on the dead.
Take for example a sword. On average a basic, battle ready sword will take a month or two to forge. For a good quality sword that will last more then a couple of battles your looking at six months to a year. There is a lot of time and effort that is put into forging a sword and yet they get buried with the dead, who lets be fair, in a nonreligious sense do not need them. Swords are also expensive and many warriors who could actually afford a sword, let along learn to use one (very complicated weapons to use well), would probably be appalled to know that their trusty (or thrusty) sword was then placed in a hole to rust. It makes more sense to me to instead give your sword to a relative, say your son, so that he can continue using the sword. I know I would probably remember the person who gave me a sword for a longer time then the selfish old goat who took his sword to the grave.
This waste in the form or grave goods is also present not just in weapons, but also in food, materials, and other tools. What does it matter if you bury sixty pounds of gold with your dead when some theif years later will just dig it up and run off with it anyways. The gold would be better spent on the family you leave behind after your dead. But some could argue that gold and swords are just things and have no real value and are therefore estentially worthless. However the same argument cannot be used when it comes to food. Food has worth as it can mean the difference between life and death. If one were to look at the South Fore of Papua New Guinea and there endocannibalistic mortuary practices, you would see that not only do they honour their dead through eatting them, but also recycle them as a source of protien.
In our own western culture grave goods are rare dependant on the burial practice followed. Most graves may not include any items, though grave gifts may be incorperated in some way. Flowers, cards, teddy bears, flags, or even beer can be thrown on top of the grave in respect to the dead. This inclusion of gifts therefore gives me a new idea. Maybe these goods buried with the dead that we keep digging up aren't possestions of the dead at all but gifts from mourners. Which would therefore, at least to me, would insinuate that there exists some form of grave gifting compition. Estentially you would have those seen as wealth competeing with each other over who can throw the most wealth into a grave and therefore who respects the dead the most.
This idea of competing to show respect seems absurd, but then so does the act of wasting goods on the dead.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Display? or Not to Display? for that is the question.
To be honest I can understand why people would have such a moral objection to having their relatives displayed to the general public. In most socities death is a private affair, sure a funeral can be very public but once the body is disposed of it is never looked at agian or at least it's not sappous to be. That said, in my personal opinion, if the Smithsonian wanted to display my bones, probably with the tagline "Homo Moreawesomethenyou", I probably wouldn't care oneway or another as I would be very dead by then. As I do not believe in an afterlife, though reincarnation would be cool (as long as I don't come back as a silverfish), I have no real qualms with what happens to me after i'm dead. Yet I can't help but think what I could be used for once i've died and left behind a handsome corpse. I could be placed in a museum, used to teach students in a university, or used by the members of Delta Tau Chi in a hilarious prank against the Dean of Admissions (CHEESE IT!!!)
However that said I must say it is beyond me as to why the Smithsonian has a warehouse or two filled with skeletons. If one were to be found with hundreds of thousands of skeletons in one's garage or basement, one would be branded "crazy" and locked up. Though if you plead in the name of science you might just get away with it. Personally I think what needs to happen is for some authority or other to tell the museums that they can't have anymore skeletons untill after they have finished with the ones still on their plate. Lets first organize and see what you have before digging up and storing anymore. In a way it is sort of like a horrible episode of Hoarders:
NAGPRA - Now Smithsonian do you know why we are here today?
SMITHSONIAN - Oh I know why! You wanna take my babies!! Well you can't have them!!!
NAGPRA - Smithsonian listen, these aren't your babies they are the remains of other peoples relatives. You have a problem but we can help you.
SMITHSONIAN - NO!!! Get away from me!!!! Their mine! All Mine! No one else can have them! I need them!
I can understand having a few skeletons, mummies, what have you in order to study and display in your museum. Where would we be if doctors in the 1800s hadn't studied cadavers in secrecy? or if Leonardo hadn't stolen corpses from graveyards to disect? But to store an untold number of human remains in massive warehouses like some Arch of the Covanent, well it just doesn't make sense. I say return the majority of the bones and human remains and only keep a few for studying.
However that said I must say it is beyond me as to why the Smithsonian has a warehouse or two filled with skeletons. If one were to be found with hundreds of thousands of skeletons in one's garage or basement, one would be branded "crazy" and locked up. Though if you plead in the name of science you might just get away with it. Personally I think what needs to happen is for some authority or other to tell the museums that they can't have anymore skeletons untill after they have finished with the ones still on their plate. Lets first organize and see what you have before digging up and storing anymore. In a way it is sort of like a horrible episode of Hoarders:
NAGPRA - Now Smithsonian do you know why we are here today?
SMITHSONIAN - Oh I know why! You wanna take my babies!! Well you can't have them!!!
NAGPRA - Smithsonian listen, these aren't your babies they are the remains of other peoples relatives. You have a problem but we can help you.
SMITHSONIAN - NO!!! Get away from me!!!! Their mine! All Mine! No one else can have them! I need them!
I can understand having a few skeletons, mummies, what have you in order to study and display in your museum. Where would we be if doctors in the 1800s hadn't studied cadavers in secrecy? or if Leonardo hadn't stolen corpses from graveyards to disect? But to store an untold number of human remains in massive warehouses like some Arch of the Covanent, well it just doesn't make sense. I say return the majority of the bones and human remains and only keep a few for studying.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Surprising discovery in Norway
Secrets in stone: Rare archaeological find in Norway
ScienceDaily (2011-01-31) -- It looked to be a routine excavation of what was thought to be a burial mound. But beneath the mound, archaeologists from Norway found something more: unusual Bronze Age petroglyphs. ... > read full article
In a mortuary sense this burial is very interesting. The researchers for this site believe that this mound was both a place of death but also rebirth. However i'm not certain how one can tell if a past culture believed in rebirth. In this example they are associating petroglyphs with the idea of Gods and rebirth. I would also associate cremation with the idea of a rebirth of the soul. If the cultrue in question believed that the soul resided in the body and therefore had to escape the body after death, then the use of cremation would aid the soul in escaping. We know that they cremated and then buried there dead, but why practice both for one burial? Unless you are aiding the soul's escape from the body and then returning the body to the Earth.
ScienceDaily (2011-01-31) -- It looked to be a routine excavation of what was thought to be a burial mound. But beneath the mound, archaeologists from Norway found something more: unusual Bronze Age petroglyphs. ... > read full article
In a mortuary sense this burial is very interesting. The researchers for this site believe that this mound was both a place of death but also rebirth. However i'm not certain how one can tell if a past culture believed in rebirth. In this example they are associating petroglyphs with the idea of Gods and rebirth. I would also associate cremation with the idea of a rebirth of the soul. If the cultrue in question believed that the soul resided in the body and therefore had to escape the body after death, then the use of cremation would aid the soul in escaping. We know that they cremated and then buried there dead, but why practice both for one burial? Unless you are aiding the soul's escape from the body and then returning the body to the Earth.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Memorial Monument Analysis: Chinese Cemetery at Harling Point (Part 2)
(Part 1 of Memorial Monument Analysis: please see http://adriennemann.blogspot.com/)
Landscape and Features of the Chinese Cemetery.
The Chinese Cemetery is located at 2099 Penzance Road on Harling Point in Oak Bay, British Columbia. The cemetery occupies the south-western tip of the peninsula and faces the Juan de Fuca straight. The cemetery exhibits proper adherence to the practices of Feng Shui. It is flanked by the “Azure Dragon” (higher elevation) on the left and the “White Tiger” (lower ground) on the right.1 Behind the cemetery lies the “Pillow Mountain” (Gonzales Hill) where the forces of Dragon and Tiger converge.2 The cemetery is also embraced by the “Living Water” (Juan de Fuca Straight, McNeil Bay, and Gonzales Bay).3 Those buried here are thought to be placed in a “Grand Hall” (Juan de Fuca Straight) and are faced towards a distant “Worshipping Mountain Range” (The Olympic Mountains of Washington State).4 In accordance to Feng Shui the inscriptions on all of the grave stones face the mountains, this also includes the thirteen mass burials. Though their grave stones face upwards if they were to be lifted onto an edge the inscriptions would still face the mountains. From the graves one can view the Olympic Mountains, Juan de Fuca Straight, Clover Point, and Ross Bay. The six graves that this analysis focuses on are located in the south-western corner of the cemetery, in the lowest elevation of the “White Tiger”. The graves extend out in a line from the alter (located at the bottom center of the cemetery) through the low land and curve north up towards the main gate. This curved line also forms the boundary of the main walking path to the alter. This area of low elevation collects the water and so is quite wet and muddy. The edge of the Chinese Cemetery, just below the graves, has suffered from erosion and some single graves have been disturbed in the past due to this process of erosion. Therefore most graves located in the cemetery are placed on the higher ground north of the alter. The six mass graves that this analysis studies were placed in the cemetery much more recently and therefore were placed in the available space found in the low swampy areas of the cemetery.
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1Chinese Cemetery Beautification Committee - 2001
2Chinese Cemetery Beautification Committee - 2001
3Chinese Cemetery Beautification Committee - 2001
4Chinese Cemetery Beautification Committee - 2001
(Part 3 of Memorial Monument Analysis: please see http://gameover-alex.blogspot.com/)
THE MAP
View Chinese Cemetery on Harling Point in a larger map
Grave #3:
Grave number 3 is situated in the middle of our line of six graves. The grave stone is set into the grass and is not ringed by a concrete paving stone like graves 5 or 6. The grave stone is made out of a red polished granite and bares a relief inscription in Cantonese. We have been unable to decipher the Cantonese text inscribed on the grave stones, other then the burial date of 1961. The inscription and stone type are the same for grave 3 as they are for graves 1, 4, 5, and 6. However, the relief inscription is not highlighted with white paint for grave 3 as it is for graves 2 and 6. There is no lichen growing on grave 3 and other then a few water marks and some goose excrement the grave stone is unstained and lacks any sign of significant erosion. The grave stone measures 30 inches across by 24 inches and is 3 inches thick. The grave stone is of a flat stone, full exposed memorial class just like the other 5 graves we have looked at and contains only red granite with no other materials used in its construction.
Friday, February 4, 2011
And For An Added Bonus.....MAGGOTS!!!!!
Ever wonder what happens to your body if you don't die beside an ant hill, simple you become fly food.
Warning: those who are squimish look away!
Archaeology of the Middle Class
Impossible. This would be the word that springs to mind had someone just asked me if it were possible to tell if the social status of a deceaded individual was middle class, judging by their grave goods and grave location. Well at least impossible for a the archaeological record predating the industrial revolution. The term middle class did not exist before the industrial revolution. Instead you could be either a member of the ruling elite (king, duke, lord, bishop etc), a freeman labourer (tradesman, land owning farmer, paid labourer), a slave/serf (unpaid labourer or tradesman, owned by a lord), or a begger (those unable to work and with no one to take care of them).
However during the industrial revolution a new class of wealthy individuals independent of the church and without royal title arose. These individuals were and still are wealthy industrialists who, unlike the Rich, still had to work for there money, but unlike the poor, were able to afford lavish housing and factories etc.
The middle-class-men still exsit in society today and have largely replaced the Rich as the ruling elite. Because of this many of us mix up who is considered the true middle class in modern society.
For example in Canada, the middle class are made up of those who many Canadians would consider rich, such as the Westons (owners of superstore and other grocery chains) or Rogers (media empire). Included are also are top level politics such as the Prime Minister. Though wealthy these individuals are not in actual fact "rich" they are middle class for they do not own vast tracts of land or royal titles. The only truely rich memebers in Canada are visiting members of the British Royal Family.
The rest of us poor sods are mearly working class. Sure your dad might own a nice car and his own house but he isn't a wealthy industrialist, though he may work for one. Worst yet the majority of Canadians are classified as the working poor (mainly due to the ever dropping poverty lines which disallows them from being classified as poverty stricken and therefore saves the government from having to hand out large numbers of wellfare cheques).
If we continue to imporperly label members in our own society how can we possibly define the social status of those we just dug up from a society a thousand years older then our own. It would be like having future archaeologists dig up the grave of Pierre Trudeau and declare that he was a king, when actual fact he was a middle class elected official who stepped away from the socialist party and joined the liberal party in order to beat out the candidate of the reform party.
However during the industrial revolution a new class of wealthy individuals independent of the church and without royal title arose. These individuals were and still are wealthy industrialists who, unlike the Rich, still had to work for there money, but unlike the poor, were able to afford lavish housing and factories etc.
The middle-class-men still exsit in society today and have largely replaced the Rich as the ruling elite. Because of this many of us mix up who is considered the true middle class in modern society.
For example in Canada, the middle class are made up of those who many Canadians would consider rich, such as the Westons (owners of superstore and other grocery chains) or Rogers (media empire). Included are also are top level politics such as the Prime Minister. Though wealthy these individuals are not in actual fact "rich" they are middle class for they do not own vast tracts of land or royal titles. The only truely rich memebers in Canada are visiting members of the British Royal Family.
The rest of us poor sods are mearly working class. Sure your dad might own a nice car and his own house but he isn't a wealthy industrialist, though he may work for one. Worst yet the majority of Canadians are classified as the working poor (mainly due to the ever dropping poverty lines which disallows them from being classified as poverty stricken and therefore saves the government from having to hand out large numbers of wellfare cheques).
If we continue to imporperly label members in our own society how can we possibly define the social status of those we just dug up from a society a thousand years older then our own. It would be like having future archaeologists dig up the grave of Pierre Trudeau and declare that he was a king, when actual fact he was a middle class elected official who stepped away from the socialist party and joined the liberal party in order to beat out the candidate of the reform party.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
While searching for articles on cannibalism...
So my group project is focused on the practice of cannibalism and as I was searching for articles on the subject I came across this video. It is a sped up video of ants devouring a dead lizard, if ants make you squimish or if you love lizards you may not want to view this. It got me thinking of the various taphonomic processes that our bodies go through after death. Want to loose weight in just 24 hours? die beside an ant hill.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
iBury - Death by Steve Jobs
If I were to bury myself...that would be morbid...burying oneself alive. Okay better start. If I were able to choose what was buried with me it probably be in a fantastic way with which to screw with the data of the Archaeologists of the future.
First and foremost I would like to be buried in my van. Remove the rear seats so that my body can be placed, laying down, in the resulting flat bed. This would save my family a fortune in coffin fees (honestly a couple thousand bucks for a nice wooden box that is then buried, don't get it) and my eventual tomb can also be used as a hurst. Like McDonald's my grave will be a drivethru, or atleast an A&W drive-in.
I will not be dressed in a suit. Just my favorite shirt and jeans with skate shoes will do (just in case i'm wrong about the whole "no afterlife" thing I don't want to arrive naked or over dressed). Also included will be my favorite black hoodie (afterlife could be cold) and my Indianna Jones style felt fedora (every archaeologist should have one, only $39.99 at Eddie Bauer). I would also like to be given a purple cloak (to signify to future archaeologists that I am royalty).
Items included will be as follows:
My car keys (afterlife with a car: Thor and I are going cruising)
Pocket Knife (endlessly useful and prized possession)
Longboard (endlessly useful and prized possession)
Longsword (to get into Valhalla and for the eventual Ragnorak)
Shotgun (to keep me from rising as a zombie)
Garlic (to keep me from rising as a pussy sparkly skinned Twilight Vampire)
An autographed picture of Rick Mercer (to keep me from rising as a Conservative)
A sack of Gold coins (for bribery)
Fourty-Licks Rolling Stones CD #1 (in the cars CD Player, set on continuous play, rockin' out while dead)
A bell, shovel, and air tank with rebreather (incase I was only in a coma)
Bury van in Rose Bay Cemetary with human sacrifices thank you.
Headstone that simply reads "I Win!"
In lue of flowers please send money (suckers).
First and foremost I would like to be buried in my van. Remove the rear seats so that my body can be placed, laying down, in the resulting flat bed. This would save my family a fortune in coffin fees (honestly a couple thousand bucks for a nice wooden box that is then buried, don't get it) and my eventual tomb can also be used as a hurst. Like McDonald's my grave will be a drivethru, or atleast an A&W drive-in.
I will not be dressed in a suit. Just my favorite shirt and jeans with skate shoes will do (just in case i'm wrong about the whole "no afterlife" thing I don't want to arrive naked or over dressed). Also included will be my favorite black hoodie (afterlife could be cold) and my Indianna Jones style felt fedora (every archaeologist should have one, only $39.99 at Eddie Bauer). I would also like to be given a purple cloak (to signify to future archaeologists that I am royalty).
Items included will be as follows:
My car keys (afterlife with a car: Thor and I are going cruising)
Pocket Knife (endlessly useful and prized possession)
Longboard (endlessly useful and prized possession)
Longsword (to get into Valhalla and for the eventual Ragnorak)
Shotgun (to keep me from rising as a zombie)
Garlic (to keep me from rising as a pussy sparkly skinned Twilight Vampire)
An autographed picture of Rick Mercer (to keep me from rising as a Conservative)
A sack of Gold coins (for bribery)
Fourty-Licks Rolling Stones CD #1 (in the cars CD Player, set on continuous play, rockin' out while dead)
A bell, shovel, and air tank with rebreather (incase I was only in a coma)
Bury van in Rose Bay Cemetary with human sacrifices thank you.
Headstone that simply reads "I Win!"
In lue of flowers please send money (suckers).
Friday, January 7, 2011
TEXTBOOKS SUCK
I'm here for class...online?:0
Eitherway anyone else bought their textbook's yet. Yesterday I spent $216 on 3 texts and a course pack. The most valuable being the $17 CP, anyone who has taken any of Dr. Bottings classes can attest to this. However were any of these texts Anthro related, hell no. Anthropology, other them philosophy, is one of the few departments where you will learn more from attending lectures, asking questions, listening to the teacher, and taking notes then by reading a textbook. In fact it's hard to justify buying them when you know that you probably won't even crack the spin all year and will have therefore wasted your money on it. Anthro texts seemed to be written by those anthropologists who have time to dedicate to writing it. The rest are out interviewing, conducting reasearch in a lab, or getting muddy in the pursuit of various truths about humanity. I don't trust those anthropologists who spend more time writting texts and articles that critique other's work then conducting work of thier own. So I say go to hell textbook author and take your longwinded, dry as vermouth, hundred dollar tomb with you. I'll stick with the stories and knowledge of those who have spent time in the field and are all the wiser because of it.
Eitherway anyone else bought their textbook's yet. Yesterday I spent $216 on 3 texts and a course pack. The most valuable being the $17 CP, anyone who has taken any of Dr. Bottings classes can attest to this. However were any of these texts Anthro related, hell no. Anthropology, other them philosophy, is one of the few departments where you will learn more from attending lectures, asking questions, listening to the teacher, and taking notes then by reading a textbook. In fact it's hard to justify buying them when you know that you probably won't even crack the spin all year and will have therefore wasted your money on it. Anthro texts seemed to be written by those anthropologists who have time to dedicate to writing it. The rest are out interviewing, conducting reasearch in a lab, or getting muddy in the pursuit of various truths about humanity. I don't trust those anthropologists who spend more time writting texts and articles that critique other's work then conducting work of thier own. So I say go to hell textbook author and take your longwinded, dry as vermouth, hundred dollar tomb with you. I'll stick with the stories and knowledge of those who have spent time in the field and are all the wiser because of it.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
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